Shred for Christ...... or "(Fucking God Dammit...)"

It struck me hard.  I decided blindly and naively to search youtube for the phrase "creationism for kids."
This was  4 days, 15 some odd hours, and 2 packages of Reser's Spicy Picante Beef ago.
It's a rabbit hole, this type of monster hunt egoism.
Coincidentally, I was re-introduced to the forgotten existence of COLBY through a friend within this same time span. I never thought I'd find something so sweet, but the "Shred for God" episode has wooed me with her sweet biblical serpant tongue and her moist, hairy, leafless message of living for the lord.
I'm hooked.
And I'm not even as easy as their 5 year olds are to brain wash....